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INTERVIEW PART 2
CONTACT SI
Here we interview the maestro about what has happened....
He Closed Me Down
Laugh at your tackle
Whassat, Marty?
Somewhere between Camden and Islington
TRADING STANDARDS REPORT
I'll Fac'in Get Ya!
Been To Fack'in Tokyo And Back?
Make us a fack'in cup a tea
Can I Call You Si?

The Rise And Fall Of Falcon Records - AND RISE OF FM MUSIC!!!!

Whassat, Marty?

As you may have guessed, the question of whether a particular link was official or not was prominent (back in the day, of course.) Here is a guide to the many types of Si you were likely to hear...

CASUAL SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Yeah, yeeh, yeah, I mean, not baaad!
Official Rating? 8/10 (More likely to occur than not.)
 
PISSED SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Nahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, Mar'ee, let's be babies! Ooooh, go on! Nahahahahahaha!
Official Rating? 10/10 (He was pissed all the time, remember?)
 
CAMP SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Oooooh, yeah, one thing I really like a' do! (In a camp voice)
Official Rating? 1/10 (He wasn't camp at all, was he? Be honest!)
 
NAIEVE SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Whassat, Mar'ee? Whassat?
Official Rating? 0/10 (He was quite the opposite!)
 
GUTTURAL SI
 
Most likely to say? Huuurrrrrgghh! (Not far off a growl)
Official Rating? 3/10 (Very unlikely, maybe after around the 12 Brew mark.)
 
HYPER SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Yeah, One thing, Mar'ee, yeah, one thing I really like a' do!
Official Rating? 7/10 (It must have occured at some stage. Imagine when FM opened!)
 
SEXUAL SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Aw yeah, I like that, Aw yeah....
Official Rating? 8/10 (It's bound to have happened, though 2 marks are taken off as the 'link' always suggested it was in response to Marty...)
 
ORGASMIC SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Uh! Uh! Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhaaaaaawwww!
Official Rating? We'd rather not go there.
 
INQUISITIVE SI
 
Most Likely To Say? 'Ello Mar'ee, got a new motor?
Official Rating? Depends on whether or not he'd been subjected to rumours of Marty purchasing a new car. Given that they've only just escaped from the sewers, 2/10
 
SOCIAL WORKER SI
 
Most Likely To Say? Oo, 'ello! Y'awlriiiggghhht?
Official Rating? 0/10 - Don't be so bloody ridiculous.

And on the eighth day, Si created God....