So Simon Harding, so-called Good Honest Businessman, is back. And it seems like he's planning on
staying. Here we warn you about why you shouldn't purchase music from this putrid fuckwit....
Here at Trading Standards we have a strict policy on the sale of music. Indeed, some of you may have
read about the recent incident where a crook tried to flog Pirate DVDs and CDs at one of our bases. Gladly, we caught the
moron and shoved his rotten CDRs up his arse. But we don't have one rule for some and another for the rest. All music crooks
need to be broken like disobedient dogs.
We know that Harding is onto us and he knows we're onto him. Just yesterday, a colleague of mine
called FM Music and enquired about the returns policy. Whereas most decent human beings would cut in with the Trading Standard
reply of 'If a product was purchased and found to be damaged in any way then we would give you a full refund providing you
kept the reciept.' However, what did the Gurning Gimp of Brewdom utter? 'Whhyy?! 'Old on one sec.......Whhyy?!'
If this brooding line of questioning is not an admission of guilt, then I sincerely don't know what
is. Harding, we're coming after you. Before you know it, you'll be back on the Tennants. And good people will no longer be
ripped off.
Cunt.
